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bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

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I’m supposed to take iron pills buuuut I don’t. So instead I bought iron enriched chocolate sauce for my ice cream. I feel this is

1. An adequate substitute.
2. Good reason to eat ice cream at every meal.

I’ve got this being an adult thing doooowwwnnnn.

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Getting drunk alone tonight and baking cookies because all my friends are busy. My life is kinda lame at the moment.

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countingmyfeathers:

Also I don’t see enough white feminists giving credit to Nicki Minaj beyond the interview of her doing her eyeliner.  Did you guys forget that she recognized and IDed as cisgender, and recognized that vagina does not equal womanhood, when she called herself a “woman with vagina.”  And that asshole talk show host laughed and said “as opposed to a women without one?” and she gave him a the meanest look and said “yes.” We need to gif that. 

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whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

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dlubes:

flyfella:

dlubes:

*casually wants a penis in all of my orifices* 

your ears and nostrils are orifices 

i dont see how this changes anything

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lets-smoke-meth-and-hail-satan:

'say no to drugs'


if you’re talking to drugs, the odds are you’ve probably already said yes

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wackytabaccky:

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

Lmfao i live 20 mins from umass

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kindablowed:

me when I need money

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fauxboy:

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mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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